Yard Sale Addict

In the living room were the usual tables set out by the professional sellers featuring what they presumed to be the items of most value. There I found several containers of pepper spray, two large candle sticks in the shape of women, a chunk of granite with a label indicating it had come from Stone Mountain, a framed copy of JFK’s inaugural address, an old bottle of Runite for six bucks and a copy of an lp entitled “How to use tact and skill in handling people”.
I bought four men’s dress shirts for two dollars apiece.