Yard Sale Addict

At the sale up the street the women were drinking mimosas on their porch but they did not offer me one. Among the stuff in their yard was a small tent, a golf bag, a black board and several empty picture frames. While looking about one of the sellers placing things in a box of books exclaimed “we have every type of diet book for sale in here”. The box did hold a wide selection of diet books but also contained a copy of “The Story of O”, ‘The Frugal Gourmet” and a VHS copy of “Velvet Goldmine” as well a Tae Bo video. A table in the yard held some chopsticks, an unopened set of satin sheets and a blender with a sign that said “margarita machine”.
I bought nothing.